Today is my birthday? Today -- you mean April 4? And exactly how old did you say I am? Eleven? So, in human years, that makes me how old? Sixty years old? Yikes!! Could we maybe just forget today? Meowrrrrrr.
May the luck of the Irish be with ‘ya! Wear green cause it makes you invisible to all leprechauns. They can’t pinch what they can’t see! Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all!
I've survived eleven years? With the crazy fur balls in this house? It's -- it's a friggin' miracle! That's what it is. A friggin' miracle! I'm the oldest so I have to keep everyone in line -- including the humans. Here I'm supervising one of those home renovations. It's a lot of work but somebody's gotta' do it. Know what I mean?
Who was born today? Me? No way! I was born a long time ago. Well, maybe not a LONG time ago. TEN YEARS AGO? Ten years ago today? Yikes!
Our hooman lost a hooman that she admired, RUTH BADER GINSBURG. We're sharing two of RBG's quotes from "In Her Own Words:" ----"Sometimes people ask me, 'So now there are three of you. When do you think you will have enough women on the Supreme Court?' And I think: when we are nine." ---- "The dean (of Harvard Law School) greeted the women in his first-year class with an invitation to dinner at his home. He brought us into his living room and called on each of us to tell him in turn why we were at the Harvard Law School occupying a seat that could be held by a man."
Earthquake!! Did you feel it? When we felines first heard it, my scaredy cat siblings streaked up the stairs a nano second before the house started rocking! Me? I took cover under the dining room chair & table. That's what you're supposed to do plus, I stayed near our hooman. She should have gotten under the table too but hoomans aren't fast enough! Our hooman's 'Shake Alert LA" App says it was a 4.5 magnitude about 30 minutes East of us. A reminder to be ready for "The Big One!" YOWL!!
SPIRIT: We're celebrating what today?
SOPHEE: Memorial Day -- used to be called Decoration Day. (Remembrance Day is a Holiday celebrated in other countries on our Veterans Day. My apologies.)
SPIRIT: In memory of what?
SOPHEE: In memory of all the animals and hoomans killed in wars.
SPIRIT: Killed? What's war?
SOPHEE: It's kinda' like a big fight. It's a hooman thing, I guess.
SPIRIT: Why do they have wars and what makes them fight anyway? Hoomans are smart, right?
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