Spirit: Mewomuh, did U heer that noise?
Inkee: He didn't heer anything or C anything 'cause there isn't anything.
Spirit: I'm talkin' 2 Meowmuh! Quit grindin' UR teeth! Drives me nuts!
Inkee: UR the reason I grind my teeth!
Spirit: The vet says UR the only cat she's ever seen that grinds his teeth.
Inkee: Well, she doesn't live with U 24/7.