Easter

Easter, sleeper. I do what I do. I don't know about bunnies or hiding Easter eggs or baskets of eggs. What I do know is that Easter Lilies & chocolate are good for hoomans but NOT for us felines!

INKEE-BEAR:  So, just cool your jets, Spirit. It's getting late in the day. When the sun starts going away, those itty-bitty peeps settle down. Then we can open the front door again & enjoy the peace & quiet outside.  SPIRIT:  Cool. So, we can look for lizards & crawlies!?  INKEE-BEAR:  Yes, little guy.

INKEE-BEAR:  Do you hear it? SPIRIT: Hear what?  INKEE-BEAR:  You dummy. Something is on our roof. it's not walkin' -- it's hoppin!  SPIRIT:  Well, truth be told,  I can't hear a thing except baby birds chirping their little beaks off in the eaves outside our front door. They don't stop until the sun goes down!

Easter? Well, it's not every day that I get to cuddle with an Easter Bunny like Mr. Gray here. Did you check out his whiskers? Good grief. At least they're soft. And those ears -- they're too big! Glad my ears aren't that big. Bet he gets a crick in his neck from hoppin' with those humungous, gynormous ears. Maybe they're really antennas.

You want us to believe you're an Easter Bunny? I spose you're gonna' yell: "April Fool!" But you can't fool us. No Easter Bunny wears dark shades. An Easter Bunny you're not. We weren't born yesterday. We know an Easter Bunny when we see one. Easter Bunnies have baskets full of eggs & treats.

You're one dope lookin' bunny but Easter Bunny you're not. You think I'm a fool? Easter Bunnies don't wear shades. You tryin' to be cool or somethin'? You look kinda' out there, know what I"m sayin'? Besides, where's your basket filled with eggs? Easter Bunnies have fancy eggs -- different colors & designs.

What's wrong with this picture? I'll tell ya'-- these goofy bunny ears, that's what. I don't look like a bunny, I don't feel like a bunny & I don't sound like a bunny--whatever that is. I'm just gonna' take a nap, a cat nap, a bunny nap--whatever. Wishin' you baskets brimmin' with Easter goodies, cavities & calories.

Why am I listenin' to a noisy whatever-it-is? I'm a Kool Kat so I'm supposed to 'get down' and 'get with' the beat. I'm tryin' my bestie. Dig it's spectacles? Hmm. They taste pretty good. You should try 'em. But not to be outdone by a-whatever-it-is, here's wishin' every critter I know & don't know a Happy Easter!

Meowmuh, who's sittin' in my cat tree? Maybe I should ask WHAT is sittin' in my tree! It looks like a pink cat with long ears wearin' sun glasses & a purple vest. Egads! What was he smokin' when he got dressed today?!

Spirit: What did ya' say? Hippity-hop-hop down the bunny trail? Where's that? Inkee-Bear: Who cares?  Spirit: Take a nap, Inkee-Bear. I'm investigatin' somethin' here. Dude-Big-Pink-Ears here says he's gonna' hop somewhere. Is it outside? Can I come? I wanna' see the bunny trail. Don't you, Inkee-Bear?  Inkee-Bear: You go, I'll nap.