Stop with the histrionics, Spirit! Yes, I said I got a lizard, not a laser, a L-I-Z-A-R-D. Got it? This little lizard isn't the brightest in the world either -- he chose to come in a house with four -- yes, count them, four -- indoor cats. It's not often I get to give my hooman a gift. Oops, what happened to it? Oh, I know.