Waste basket

Bet you didn’t know I was here!  I can tell by the look on your face. You’ve been throwin’ paper in here. You didn’t even know I was here until I shuffled the papers underneath me. Then you saw me. SURPRISE!!  Got ya’!  I love to surprise my hooman & my scaredy cat siblings. I have tons of hiding places. I jump out at ‘em &, before they can say meow, I’m flyin’ outa’ the room.

Ha!  Hi, Hooman!  You just noticed me?  I’ve been waitin’ in this trashcan for hours.  Waitin’ for you to notice me!  What’re you doin’?  You’ve been sittin’ in this chair for a really long time starin’ at the screen & typin’ somethin.’  Is it about me?  Bet it is. I’m the biggest AND the best cat in this whole house if I do say so myself.