Halloween

Oh, now I get it. So,let me get this straight. Halloween's about scary things like ghosts -- skeletons -- flying, cackling witches -- & something else. Gimme' a minute. I'll think of it. You know, what big & little hoomans shout when you open your door on Halloween night. "Trick & Tweet." No, that's not it. "Trick & Treat!" That's what they say. TREATS!!

BONES?  Did you say a hand -- wait -- the bones of a hand are actually hangin' from my collar?  My collar? Are you serious? That's not right, that's just plain scary. There must be more to this than meets the eye.

What'd you say? Two witches behind me? No way. They're gonna' get me? No way. Believe me, trust me. No witch, with or without a broomstick, is ever gonna' catch me. If I can make Spirit run & cry, then I can make anybody run & cry. Spells? Witches put spells--? No way. Trust me. Have a safe & HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

I gotta' take this Hallow-weird investigation into my own paws. The pun-kin's harmless. But, what is this thing? It's black all over--like a little Inkee-Bear? No, no. Look at all those legs. It climbed up here? Or dropped down from--? Like Spider Man? Wait, I know--it's a big spider!

Why so much orange? Cause of Hallow-weird--Halloween? Why are these "things" sittin' here? Too weird. I mean, if you're lookin' at my pic, are you left like totally speechless? meowless? An orange pup-kin? It makes a yowlin, ghoulish sound that makes me literally flee to my blanket. No, not on it, under it. Know what I mean?

It's orange like me & my rug. What's it? A p-u-m-p-k-i-n?. Pumpkin, pumpkin -- go away -- we'll meet again another day. Or maybe not. Thanks-what?  Thanksgiving? Oh, ok. Wishin' all a Happy Thanksgiving!  For all you cats out there, while the Hoomans are busy gorging in the dining room, check out that kitchen counter!

Treats....thats what Halloween's all about, right? I love treats. Meowmuh says no chocolate or candy...just healthy cat treats. Works for me. I did my trick already by posing for this picture. So, WHERE'S MY TREAT?!!! Remember, it's especially scary for black cats on Halloween. I'm stayin' in...but I always do. Just sayin...

Happy Halloween to all my fine feline friends out there and their two-legged staff.  I like Halloween and all but, Meowmuh, there's something creepy sitting on my tail!!  It has two legs....if it doesn't get off my tail in a minute or so, then I'll just have to move it myself!  I don't care if it falls and breaks...it's creepy.