Am I actin' & lookin' sweet & innocent enough? Meowmuh still hasn't noticed the crooked picture. You know, we have dozens of earthquakes in Los Angeles. None recently? None today? Well, she won't know. She's busy & tired. I'm just gonna' kick-it up here. I'm on the top step of the cat tree now. My ears almost brush the ceiling. Well, not really. I'm not a liar. I just like to tell 'stories' & do 'things' that none of the other cats even think about saying or doing! Meowmuh says the things I say & do are highly creative. I'm highly certain she's right.

As told by: Sophee
Dec 3 2018