"Kittens are like old comedians. They always use the same shticks. There's the scaredy-kitten stance, the vampy butt-in-the-air move, the you're-so-boring-I-could-die glare, the monster-under-the-sheets attack, and of course the I'm-so-little-how-could-you-possibly-get-mad look. The gimmicks work, so why change them?"
- Varda Miller
Aspiring Comic - Chicago
Quoted in "The Big Book of Cats" by J. C. Suares