I don't have to "read" stories to "know" 'em. All I have to do is rest on 'em and I"know" 'em 'cause I "absorb" 'em. Betcha' you wish you could do that. But everyone knows that cats have heightened, other-worldly sensory perceptors. Meowmuh has to get her glasses, sit down & read the story word by word. Not me!