INKEE-BEAR SAYS IT'S A.....

Stop with the histrionics, Spirit!  Yes, I said I got a lizard, not a laser, a L-I-Z-A-R-D.  Got it?  This little lizard isn't the brightest in the world either -- he chose to come in a house with four -- yes, count them, four -- indoor cats.  It's not often I get to give my hooman a gift.  Oops, what happened to it?  Oh, I know.  She picked it up with one of those paper towels & put it outside. She says it ran away.  I dunno.'  It better not come back.

As told by: Inkee-Bear
Date: 
Sep 7 2019