Ha! Hi, Hooman! You just noticed me? I’ve been waitin’ in this trashcan for hours. Waitin’ for you to notice me! What’re you doin’? You’ve been sittin’ in this chair for a really long time starin’ at the screen & typin’ somethin.’ Is it about me? Bet it is. I’m the biggest AND the best cat in this whole house if I do say so myself. I’m worth writing about. But it’s time to take a break, Hooman. You can pet me if you want. Now. Know what I mean? Purrr. Meow.