Ha!  Hi, Hooman!  You just noticed me?  I’ve been waitin’ in this trashcan for hours.  Waitin’ for you to notice me!  What’re you doin’?  You’ve been sittin’ in this chair for a really long time starin’ at the screen & typin’ somethin.’  Is it about me?  Bet it is. I’m the biggest AND the best cat in this whole house if I do say so myself.  I’m worth writing about. But it’s time to take a break, Hooman.  You can pet me if you want. Now. Know what I mean?  Purrr. Meow. 

As told by: Inkee-Bear
Apr 27 2019