Super Bowl 2019

Yikes! That's a ram? A male Bighorn Sheep? Not a mountain goat. Those things on their heads -- horns -- can weigh up to 30 lbs? They can jump 20 feet? They can weigh up to 300 pounds? They can balance on a 2 inch rock ledge in the Rocky Mountains? The males fight for dominance by ramming each other? At speeds up to 20 MPH? Maybe that's what Spirit is doing.

See what I mean?  Just like I've been tellin' ya'!  Spirit had to get in the mix & head butt me! Pisses me off! I let him know it too! I haven't even had a chance to turn around to see what a ram looks like. Maybe Spirit should become a mascot for the Ram team because all he does is ram -- all day, all night. Our hooman teaches him manners -- oh, he has 'em.

What's a ram? An animal that runs into things deliberately? You mean like Spirit? He has such a hard head & he's always rammin' it into our hooman AND us! It's supposed to be gentle -- to show affection -- we call it a head butt.  Maybe his problem (really it's our problem) is that when he head butts at 80 MPH that it's a 'ram' & not a 'butt' if you know what I mean.

That's a ram? What big ears you have, Mr. Ram. Those are horns? They're hard? So when they ram someone or something it really hurts? Yikes. Then they should win. They're playing the Patriots? Isn't that an automated surface-to-air missle? Our cat-tionary says the Patriots detect & intercept incoming missles/aircraft & probably footballs!

What did you say?  There's a what behind me? A ram? What's a ram? An animal? Never heard of it before. A Los Angeles ram? Are those different from Colorado rams? You've confused me. Lemme' see what this ram thing is behind me. 

This is me in October 2011 -- I was just a wee one if you know what I mean. I could've competed in Kitten Bowl 2012 but nobody told me about it. I'll be 8 years old soon. So, I can't compete but we'll be watching the KITTEN BOWL on the Hallmark Channel right before the Super Bowl on Sunday, Feb. 3.