The Two Bears -- Inkee-Bear and Valentine-Bear just hangin' out waitin' for -- you guessed it -- Valentine's Day!

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS VIDEO, CLICK ON THE TITLE. "I hit the water lottery with this new faucet! Was installed yesterday. So, last night, I investigated--it turns on by itself! How many times have I turned it on?  Dunno.'  Yes, yes. I know about water conservation but gimme' a break, a guy's gotta' have a little fun, know what I mean?

Bet you've figured out by now that I love sinks -- round sinks, square sinks, metal sinks, marble sinks, kitchen sinks, bathroom sinks. I'm in the square, metal kitchen sink in this pic. This sink has the boring old faucet and spout.  Be sure to watch my video below: "SINKS, FAUCETS, SPOUTS & SENSORS" to see "CAT VS FAUCET."

In case you couldn't recognize me, it's me, Inkee-Bear. I'm in my 'anytime-anywhere' fav position--upside down in the round, upstairs bathroom sink. I see you, I know who you are. Cats like to look at things upside down. Well, I do. All the time. Sinks are such fun. Oh, while you're in the sink, if you paw enough at the spout -- the water drips out!  Totally cool. Try it!

I love sinks!  I'm upstairs, in the round bathroom sink.  What's really fun is unscrewing the top to the drain.  Then push it onto the counter & out onto the floor.  Meowmuh didn't think a cat could do it but one day I showed her.  None of our sinks or tubs have drain tops now. I guess she put them all in a drawer.

We're helpin' Meowmuh clean soot from the window sills. The wind & the fire made our house a mess. Meowmuh says we are just glad that we have a house to clean. So many others don't. How is their Christmas going to be? They might not even be with their hoomans. That's too hard.

Do I hear bells? Maybe Santa's coming to Southern CA after all! We heard that the reindeer won't fly near flames, smoke or soot. Maybe they feel sorry for us. I'd better get some tuna juice & 'Greenies' (treats) set out for Santa. I know I've been good. Merry Christmas to all!

Spirit: Santa's not coming this year? Inkee: Nope. Spirit: No gifts? No Christmas decorations? Inkee: It's cause of the fire. We've been cleaning & reindeer won't fly over fires & through smoke. Spirit: But I've been good. Inkee: Sigh. He gives a whole new meaning to the word "good."

SPIRIT: What's a pilgrim? INKEE: a traveler in foreign lands. SPIRIT: I was born in Kansas so I'm a pilgrim. INKEE: Kansas is a state, not a foreign country. SPIRIT: I'm an Egyptian Mau, I'm from Egypt--a foreign country. INKEE:  Sigh. I'm a Scottish Fold so I must be from Scotland.

What'd you say? Two witches behind me? No way. They're gonna' get me? No way. Believe me, trust me. No witch, with or without a broomstick, is ever gonna' catch me. If I can make Spirit run & cry, then I can make anybody run & cry. Spells? Witches put spells--? No way. Trust me. Have a safe & HAPPY HALLOWEEN!